Saturday, May 28, 2011

The best in life

Yes, the best in life are free or almost free: fresh air and clean water (we do not appreciate them until we visit China and even Hong Kong), healthy food, a walk around the lake or in the park. We cannot buy our grand children's beautiful laughter that makes our life so meaningful and enjoying.

Also, I enjoy our current events besides the above. It is my passion, my work that I do not get paid... otherwise life is too boring. My secret weapon in life is: I do not need expensive toys to make me happy, so money is not a big deal to me at least at this stage of our life. However, making money is fun, losing money is nightmare, loving money is the root of all evils...

Yes my dear friend May, I can treat you lobster next time you're in Boston. I only take one piece and it has to be the best tail piece as I've to watch out for cholesterol. Did any of you act last week according to the prediction of the end of human race? We should eat all the unhealthy and tasty food and charge it with our Master cards. Seems to be a sweet dream and now we've to wake up and face reality - the extra pounds we gained and the Master card statement we've to pay. Too bad that life is not totally free!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

*提案一定要明確具體!*

一公司在廁所小便斗上面貼紙條,寫著:「向前一小步, 文明一大步」,結果地上仍有許多尿漬。

後來公司認真反思,改成:「尿不到便斗裡說明你短;尿到便斗外說明你軟」 ,結果地上立即乾淨許多。
從這個案例告訴了我們:「提案 」一定要具體,確切,擊中要害!

落難鳳凰不如雞

每回到上海,喜歡入住南京路附近的酒店,一來後面就是書城,搬書不會負重太累,二來這一帶飲食店很多,下樓即有夜宵,而且超市購物方便。

例如華聯——
但那些什麼華聯、聯華、物美、迪亞天天、樂家……等超市,近日因「染色饅頭」成為新聞黑店,裡頭也不知還有哪些假、劣、毒貨待查。

電視上播映的片段夠噁心了。供應商廠房 衞生已一團糟,槽內還混雜一大堆回收的舊饅頭,它們過期,但形體尚在,工人摻入檸檬黃、工業用染色劑、甜蜜素、防腐劑,把舊饅頭「翻新」為玉米等口味,還更改生產日期,魚目混珠。
旁邊操作的工人,理直氣壯宣誓似地表態:

「打死我也不吃!餓死我也不吃!」
當他打着哈哈時,我們反感得很,明明是「虧心事」,他天天這樣幹,吃壞了無數顧客,還幸災樂禍地笑着。目前已售到十家超市合共三十三萬多個了,價值二十餘萬元的生意,若非遭央視曝光,上海市質量技術監督局吊銷了生產公司的許可證,五名公司代表犯罪嫌疑人被刑事拘留,還不知狂賺多少?供應商刻意造假,總有數不盡的點子。

我們平日根本不會買琳瑯滿目色彩繽紛的饅頭,什麼巧克力、咖啡、小麥、黑米、玉米、芋頭、草莓、菠菜……統統是「染色」的,沒有原來香味,也欠營養。

你以為「什錦」等於口味豐富嗎?繼上海奸商的加工手法,傳媒又踢爆廣州一間高檔西餅麵包店,為了節省成本,三年來每日回收過期麵包,切成小塊,加入牛奶、提子醬汁、芝士、蛋糕碎、麵包皮等混雜烘烤,再切件出售,美其名為「丹麥芝士蘋果包」、「藍莓芝士包」……等共五款。員工笑道:

「顧客買一個包就等於吃遍了公司所有的包。」
你若問他味道?他一定也表態:

「打死我也不吃!餓死我也不吃!」
死的是別人,無所謂。

傷肝致癌的「一滴香」,令清水也變成上湯火鍋。豬場於飼料中混入國家禁用的「瘦肉精」,令豬隻「健美」,肥肉減少身價抬升,檢疫部門收黑錢照發證。還有肉販為豬肉「化妝」,灑上含水銀的工業鹼或毒性更強的硼砂(只需 15克便可毒死一個成年人),灰色的肉馬上變得鮮紅。

大家都不敢吃豬肉了。這天看報,安徽合肥及重慶市場熱賣一些「牛肉精膏」、「極品牛膏」、「羊肉粉」,此等食品添加劑,塗抹在豬肉上,只要經過烹調、滷煮,不但令肉味更濃,還可令豬肉變成牛羊肉般的「賣相、口感和味道」。豬肉與牛羊肉差價大,誠內地奸商一大財路。

奸商以每個七十元(人民幣,下同)的成本收購名酒空瓶空盒,再以散裝白酒冒充茅台,這些 A貨假酒流出市面,價值約二十億元——但送禮用的假茅台,「受惠」者多是貪官污吏,若他們中毒身亡,亦間接為民除害。不比毒奶粉、假醬油、地溝油、毒大米、漂白麵粉、灌鉛藥、羊尿肉、老鼠藥粉絲、含糞便垃圾紙餐巾、水銀魚、染色雞、致癌醃菜、墨汁芝麻……這些,受害者全是升斗小市民,天天與「蘇丹紅」、「孔雀石綠」、「檸檬黃」抗爭。袋裝冰糖葫蘆中的山楂果是麵粉捏的、礦泉水是水龍頭出來的細菌水、杯蓋竹籤筷子餐盒充斥霉菌和致癌物質,還沒吃食物先中招。

我到中國大陸即使北京上海南京大城市,吃喝都特別小心,不大相信國貨也不大相信自己的抵抗力,像很多香港人一樣,比較信任日本新鮮食材產品,認為它們安全、精緻、質素有保證,貴一點也可靠一點。

但自三月十一日起,日本一夜之間不一樣了。地震海嘯的天災,加上核電廠輻射危機之人禍,東北的水果(心愛的白鳳桃和青森蘋果)、海鮮、牛奶、和牛、白米、蔬菜……令人恐懼,敬而遠之。

由於愛去的地方不能去,愛吃的東西不能吃,格外饞。當然我們也明白,好些食材醬料加工製品其實是大陸貨,商家一一「自首」,企圖與輻射污染劃清界線,因為這澄清,我更加懷念日本的原汁原味,不知什麼時候可重臨,很悶——還包含了對「淪落」的欷歔。

明明高貴又驕傲,只因時移世易,前景黯然。
同上海朋友聯絡:「那些染色饅頭你吃過嗎?」
她笑:「饅頭倒沒有,但不知道包子、生煎包、鍋貼,有何『新發現』,是我們一直蒙在鼓裡的?」

「不知道」,也許這才是幸福。
我的笑容一定有點苦澀:「以前大家瞧不起內地假劣毒貨——但比起輻射,兩害相衡取其輕吧。」二人幾乎同時慨嘆:「沒有最差,只有更差;沒有最壞,只有更壞。」

當日本福島核事故由第五級跳升至最嚴重的第七級(還嚴重過蘇聯切爾諾貝爾核災),至今仍未受控,對人體健康及生態環境有巨大影響甚至致命,禍害無窮;當輻射水傾注太平洋,含核污染物空氣全球飄散,美麗的城市快樂的日子已一去不返。數十年一百年後能回復原貌嗎?人心已漂泊無依。我為無辜的日本老百姓哀悼,希望倖存者加油,積極面對未來艱辛歲月。

曾有說「瘦死的駱駝比馬大」,猶存一份傲氣。但事實上從前人人欣賞讚美奉承,趨之若鶩的天子嬌女,「落難鳳凰不如雞」,這才是最大的不忿。

Friday, May 20, 2011

我怎樣治好高血壓! 賴景瑚

在我青年及壯年時期,我的血壓是低於一般人的。醫師為我檢查身體時,認為那是好的象徵,幾乎一致向我「道賀」,可是我知道父親和祖父,都是在老年中風而死亡。我看見幾個中風的友人,有的半身不遂,腦筋失靈;有的纏綿床第,飲食維艱。種種痛苦不堪的情形,提高我對血壓和膽固醇的警覺。

六七年前,一位醫師忽然查出我血壓增加,瀕臨危險邊緣。我遵照醫師指示,立刻戒酒、戒煙,並服用降低血壓藥。想不到,我的體質不能接受,每一服用,就引起頭暈及吐嘔。而且,那種丸藥並無根治的效能;一但停用,血壓立即恢復。於是改用土方,把山楂熬成飲料,每天喝一、二小杯;又服用中藥杜仲。過了一年,兩者都未生效。

今年五月,我偶然在一美國銷行甚廣的醫藥衛生雜誌 *Prevention* 看見一篇 「你願意每天花幾分鐘去減低血壓嗎?」 我當時讀了兩遍,照著它指示把所謂*「**Isometric Exercise**」*的*肌肉運動*,試行了幾次,隨著天天如此練習。

當時雖半信半疑,但五星期後量血壓,發現它下降了。初讀那篇文章時,我的血壓是190-90;自然是太高;醫師認為只要低舒張壓不超過90,不會發生危險的。實行肌肉運動第五星期,低舒張壓數字已由90降到87,看起來這種治療是有效的。信心增強以後,便不斷的每日作此運動三次,也不斷查出血壓高低數字同步下降。

今年五月到十一月,血壓可說是直線下降。高收縮壓190-180-170-160;低舒張壓數字是90-87-85-83。我於十月返台省親,又連續量血壓;最後的紀錄是142-80,這對一個中老年人是很正常的。我平日對寫作的態度一向謹嚴;茍非自身有此半年實際經歷,決不敢隨意作此推介。

這個肌肉運動極輕便而又極簡單;一學即會,而且隨時隨地都可練習。有恆心毅力,天天行之,一個月後便可見功效!現在簡略說明,凡練習此項肌肉運動者

(1)首須全身鬆弛而直立。
(2)兩手下垂,十指伸張而不可握拳。
(3)然後用力使全身緊張,包括頭、頸、胸、背、四肢、雙腿及面部。
(4)同時口叫一、二、三、四、五、六後,即將全身鬆弛。
(5)如此一緊一鬆,反覆三回,即可結束。

每日照此方式練習三次,最好每餐之前行之,三次合計一分半鐘而已! 此項運動既極簡單,如將此文多讀一遍,必可照行,不至困難。惟正在服用降低血壓丸藥者,暫時不可立即停藥,只可漸減,以求兩法協調。不妨與醫師商談。此種肌肉運動療法,仍美國三位專家包括一位名醫偶然發現。那位名醫因見若干老人,步履維艱,不能作健身運動,藥石失靈,只好讓他們一試肌肉的一鬆一緊。不意練習五星期後,個個恢復兩腳行動的機能,再叫病者繼續做,不出兩個月,不但足疾消失,行路正常,而且個個血壓都跟著降低。

他於是和其他二位專家研究其中奧妙,一致承認這是治療高血壓的新發現。於是發表那篇論文,推行於其他患高血壓者。雖還不廣,但至今沒發生不良副作用。至於口叫「一、二、三、四、五、六」,正是要全身緊張時調劑呼吸,也有一點「練氣功」的作用。 據三位專家的看法:凡作此肌肉運動而將血壓降低者,降低後,應繼續行之,以求血壓正常化的永恆。

目前無血壓問題之人,行此肌肉運動,亦可防血管硬化,而使血脈流通。 如能戒煙酒、慎飲食,行此肌肉運動,必可減肥通血,延年益壽。深盼讀者切勿忽視。

Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. Under the new farm program, the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately, they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch. Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You drink some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You drink some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows. They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.


POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese Only five speak English. Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

久咳不癒,試看看, 真的好喝又有效哦!

年初時整整咳了兩個月.超難過.有痰又整天咳...
醫生說不行得去住院了...會變成肺炎就糟了.....
後來我媽說小阿姨有個蓮藕枸杞茶對久咳不癒很有幫助...
煮來喝喝看吧...^^

當天煮完..猛喝三大杯...500CC....
大概隔天就化很多痰出來.由黃轉白轉淡....
很努力喝了一星期...醫生不相信我竟然幾乎痊癒了!!!
後來我們全家都喝!!!一天至少早晚各喝250 -500C C.....
到現在持續喝了近5 個月....

小朋友的氣管差的多少喝一些也多少有幫忙喔!!!
要溫溫的喝...
若涼了...再加熱或隔水熱一樣OK!!!

材料
1.枸杞約30顆.
2.紅棗含籽約5顆.
3.老薑兩片..大大的...
4. 兩小匙蓮藕粉

煮法:

1.材料先沖兩次水乾淨後.
將紅棗壓破.
連同750CC水.
一起煮滾了後轉小火熬20分鐘
最後把紅棗.薑片撈起不要(喜歡吃的人就吃掉!)...
2.另用小碗先將兩小匙蓮藕粉+一小匙黑糖+水適量....先調開喔!!!
3..將調好的蓮藕粉水
(蓮藕粉直接加入熱水...會像太白粉變成一陀果凍!!!哈哈!!!)
倒入再一起煮滾5分鐘...就OKOKOK!!!
(看起來是有點咖啡顏色...一點稀稀糊糊...比勾欠稀很多....)
記得溫溫喝最好!!!

老中醫的順口溜

若要皮膚好,粥裏放紅棗。
> 若要不失眠,粥裏添白蓮。
> 腰酸腎氣虛,煮粥放板栗。
> 心虛氣不足,粥加桂圓肉。
> 頭昏多汗症,粥里加薏仁。
> 潤肺又止咳,粥里加百合。
> 消暑解熱毒,常飲綠豆粥。
> 烏髮又補腎,粥加核桃仁。
> 若要降血壓,煮粥加荷葉。
> 滋陰潤肺好,煮粥加銀耳。
> 春季防流腦,薺菜煮粥好。
> 健脾助消化,煮粥添山楂。
> 夢多又健忘,粥里加蛋黃。
>
> 利尿消腫治腳氣,赤豆粥裏勝補劑。
> 消熱生津又和胃,甘蔗做粥來補胃。
> 傷風感冒又腹痛,生薑上場來做粥。
> 滋腎補肝又明目,枸杞加上粥裏香。
>
> 生梨潤肺化痰好,
> 蘋果止瀉營養高。
> 黃瓜減肥有成效,
> 抑制癌症獼猴桃。
> 番茄補血助容顏,
> 蓮藕除煩解酒妙。
> 橘子理氣好化痰,
> 韭菜補腎暖膝腰。
> 蘿蔔消食除脹氣,
> 芹菜能治血壓高。
> 白菜利尿排毒素,
> 菜花常吃癌症少。
> 冬瓜消腫有利尿,
> 綠豆解毒療效高。
> 木耳搞癌散血淤,
> 山藥益腎浮腫消。
> 海帶含碘散淤結,
> 蘑菇抑制癌細胞。
> 胡椒驅寒兼除濕,
> 蔥辣姜湯治感冒。
> 魚蝦豬蹄補乳汁,
> 豬肝明目非常好。
> 益腎強腰吃核桃,
> 健腎補脾吃紅棗

Good links

Daoist response to Confucianism

Tainted Pork

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Friday, May 13, 2011

Who owns the future?

Who Owns the Future?
By Patrick J. Buchanan

That speaks about who is going to be leading tomorrow.”
So said Angel Gurria, secretary-general of the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.

Every three years, the Paris-based OECD holds its Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA) tests of the reading, math and science skills of 15-year-olds in developing and developed countries. Gurria was talking of the results of the 2009 tests.

Sixty-five nations competed. The Chinese swept the board.

The schools of Shanghai-China finished first in math, reading and science. Hong Kong-China was third in math and science. Singapore, a city-state dominated by overseas Chinese, was second in math, fourth in science.

Only Korea, Japan and Finland were in the hunt.

And the U.S.A.? America ranked 14th in reading, 17th in science and 25th in math, producing the familiar quack-quack.

“This is an absolute wake-up call for America,” said Education Secretary Arne Duncan. “We have to face the brutal truth. We have to get much more serious about investment in education.”

But the “brutal truth” is that we invest more per pupil than any other country save Luxembourg, and we are broke. And a closer look at the PISA scores reveals some unacknowledged truths.

True, East Asians — Chinese, Koreans, Japanese — are turning in the top scores in all three categories, followed by the Europeans, Canadians, Australians and New Zealanders.

But, looking down the New York Times list of the top 30 nations, one finds not a single Latin American nation, not a single African nation, not a single Muslim nation, not a single South or Southeast Asian nation (save Singapore), not a single nation of the old Soviet Union except Latvia and Estonia.

And in Europe as in Asia, the northern countries (Finland, Norway, Belgium, Iceland, Austria, Germany) outscore the southern (Greece, Italy, Portugal). Slovenia and Croatia, formerly of the Habsburg Empire, outperformed Albania and Serbia, which spent centuries under Turkish rule.

Among the OECD members, the most developed 34 nations on earth, Mexico, principal feeder nation for U.S. schools, came in dead last in reading.

Steve Sailer of VDARE.com got the full list of 65 nations, broke down U.S. reading scores by race, then measured Americans with the countries and continents whence their families originated. What he found was surprising.

Asian-Americans outperform all Asian students except for Shanghai-Chinese. White Americans outperform students from all 37 predominantly white nations except Finns, and U.S. Hispanics outperformed the students of all eight Latin American countries that participated in the tests.

African-American kids would have outscored the students of any sub-Saharan African country that took the test (none did) and did outperform the only black country to participate, Trinidad and Tobago, by 25 points.

America’s public schools, then, are not abject failures.

They are educating immigrants and their descendants to outperform the kinfolk their parents or ancestors left behind when they came to America. America’s schools are improving the academic performance of all Americans above what it would have been had they not come to America.

What American schools are failing at, despite the trillions poured into schools since the 1965 Elementary and Secondary Education Act, is closing the racial divide.

We do not know how to close the gap in reading, science and math between Anglo and Asian students and black and Hispanic students.

And from the PISA tests, neither does any other country on earth.

The gap between the test scores of East Asian and European nations and those of Latin America and African nations mirrors the gap between Asian and white students in the U.S. and black and Hispanic students in the U.S.

Which brings us to “Bad Students, Not Bad Schools,” a new book in which Dr. Robert Weissberg contends that U.S. educational experts deliberately “refuse to confront the obvious truth.”

“America’s educational woes reflect our demographic mix of students. Today’s schools are filled with millions of youngsters, many of whom are Hispanic immigrants struggling with English plus millions of others of mediocre intellectual ability disdaining academic achievement.”

In the public and parochial schools of the 1940s and 1950s, kids were pushed to the limits of their ability, then pushed harder. And when they stopped learning, they were pushed out the door.

Writes Weissberg: “To be grossly politically incorrect, most of America’s educational woes vanish if these indifferent, troublesome students left when they had absorbed as much as they were going to learn and were replaced by learning-hungry students from Korea, Japan, India, Russia, Africa and the Caribbean.”

Weissberg contends that 80 percent of a school’s success depends on two factors: the cognitive ability of the child and the disposition he brings to class — not on texts, teachers or classroom size.

If the brains and the will to learn are absent, no amount of spending on schools, teacher salaries, educational consultants or new texts will matter.
A nation weary of wasting billions on unctuous educators who never deliver what they promise may be ready to hear some hard truths.

鹽核對聯與笑話

日本爆發核危機,中國各地掀起搶鹽潮,激發大陸網民的創意,寫出一些對聯和笑話。對聯不講究工整,只求有趣。謹錄數個以饗讀友們。
上聯:日本謂大核民族(大和民族);下聯:中國乃鹽荒子孫(炎黃子孫);橫批:有碘意思(有點意思)
上聯:大核民族五十七座核電密佈,意欲核威(意欲何為);下聯:鹽荒子孫五十六個民族搶鹽,鹽面安在(顏面何在);橫批:核出此鹽(何出此言)
上聯:日本人在核輻射中等待碘鹽;下聯:中國人搶碘鹽以等待核輻射;橫批:無鹽以對(無顏以對)
一男一女相親。女:你有房嗎?男:沒有!女:你有車嗎?男:沒有!女:你有存款嗎?男:沒有……女:你什麼都沒有,還來相親!男:我有鹽……。女:啊,老公……。
世上最痛苦的是什麼?輻射來了,鹽沒了;世上最最痛苦的是什麼?輻射來了,吃鹽沒用;世上最最最痛苦的是什麼?輻射沒來,鹽買太多了;世上最最最最痛苦是什麼?人都死了,鹽還沒用完。
叫外賣:麻煩你給送一份鹵肉飯。飯店:您要哪一款鹵肉飯?不放鹽的 15,放鹽的 30,雙份加鹽的 50,我們最近還非凡推出「鹹死你」超值碘鹽防輻射皇家尊貴鹵肉飯套餐,只需 98喲,送一瓶碘酒呢。

香港人

港人愛投訴 比災民更可悲!
撰文:三十會 莊綺雯精算師
欄名:中產階級心聲

日本大地震發生後,在本港電視新聞中看到兩則訪問:一位準備隨旅行團到日本的男士,被問有否考慮取消旅遊,他回答:「沒有,因錢已付,假已請。」記者遂問他會否擔心人身安全,他回答:「不擔心,香港政府會照顧我們的。」記者再追問他照顧我們是甚麼意思,他回答:「政府會包(飛)機來接我們。」

另一對滯留仙台的自駕遊夫婦則埋怨香港入境處沒有提供協助,只叫他們到東京找已到該處的入境處職員幫忙,其在港的弟弟再向入境處查詢,他略有微言地說,入境處連當地的道路情況也提供不到。

地震照旅行 「政府會包機」

可悲!我們香港人比日本的災民更可悲!將金錢和假期放在一個比自己生命更重要的地位上。可悲!將對生命的責任推卸到政府身上。可悲!遇到突發事故,自救的能力只局限於打電話回港到政府部門求救、埋怨和投訴。可悲!愚昧無知到認為香港政府是神仙,料事如神,萬事皆能。可悲!而最可悲的是,他們認為自己是對的。

60、70年代的香港經濟遠不及現在繁榮,科技遠不及現在發達,人民的教育水平也遠不及現在高。但當時的香港人卻安份守己,默默耕耘,不但沒有怨天尤人,反而更懂得珍惜身邊的人和事,或許大家經歷過戰亂,所以深明很多東西都得來不易。那個年頭,停電制水不時發生,街頭巷尾點上蠟燭照明,一家老少拿着水桶到街上拿水,互相打個招呼,無奈地說句:「又無電無水了!」便各自回家洗澡做飯。即使生活上不是風調雨順,也不會自怨自艾,更不會怨天尤人,埋怨政府、憎恨社會。

喜小事化大 每抗議鬥爭

現在的香港在各方面都比以往繁榮進步,但人民素質卻大大倒退。現今的香港人以「投訴、包機、退錢」聞名,終日生活在不滿和埋怨當中,習慣將個人責任推卸到別人身上,將投訴變成解決問題的唯一方法。傳媒喜歡將小事化大,事情愈負面,報道便愈有價值。議員和政黨為了爭取票數,做事以取易不取難為原則,多處理投訴,少處理政策,還經常帶領市民抗議鬥爭。

社會的風氣和價值觀被不斷扭曲,人民的責任感沒有了,生活的和諧也沒有了,社會的凝聚力也沒有。

香港——這個可悲的城市!




讀後感:

我這個從五十年代走過來的"耆嬰",曾喜看香港由荒原發展成高樓林立,社會住民自發性自律性强素質高,躍身亞洲四小龍的先追都市,以此亦以己輩為傲。情何以堪,瞬間廿年
,無核變衝擊,此也却已變成悲情之都。

這個轉變,才真令人可悲!! 民何以牧?!

Putting the 'news' in perspective

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Bosto n Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

8. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

9. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch is read by people who want only the score of the Cardinals game. They drink Budweiser, Budweiser, and -- wait a minute -- what was the question?

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.

關於日本地震的一些看法 (孫婧

孫婧是中文大學翻譯系碩士,現職中學教師。 關於日本地震的一些看法 (孫婧)

近日日本地震,海嘯,核輻射真是夠遭罪的,我對死難者深表同情。

有人說,日本二戰的時候殺了那麼多人,現在是天譴,活該。

天譴不天譴我不知道,我只知道這叫天災,跟雲南、四川的地震一樣,都是天災,都是大地生靈受罪,國家經濟受損。

對於二戰時日本犯下的罪行,作為中國人的我永遠不會忘記,但我認為兩者不應混為一談。中國是大國,中國的人民就應該有大國的風度,他們有難我們能幫則幫。但如果日本人還是不認戰爭時所犯的罪行,作為中國人的我還是堅決加入聲討的行列。當然了,如果日本的當權者能做到像德國總理那樣,對二戰中被他們殺害的死難者墓前下跪,承認錯誤,我相信中國人也會大量地原諒他們。

當然了,除了上面這個觀點我想說明白之外,我還想評論一些近期我讀到的關於日本民眾互助的報導。有人認為日本人就是好,如果中國人遇到這樣的情況不知道早就搶東西搶成什麼樣子了。對這樣的評論,我是十分地反感!這也是我寫這篇文章的原因之一。

就讓我們看看四川大地震吧,那時候中國人的表現是什麼?我所知道的是災區的中國人互相幫忙,互相救助——孩子找不見爸爸媽媽,父老鄉親幫忙看著,爸爸媽媽聯繫不上孩子,街坊鄰裡也是幫忙去找,去石堆裡挖。糧食和飲用水送到災區之後,災民也是有秩序地去領,甚至有的還去幫忙分發食水乾糧。

而在國家層面,可以說是全國都動員起來了。震後國家反應之快使得災民能喝上乾淨的礦泉水,吃到餅乾以及熱辣辣的即食面,要知道四川那邊不是地震的高發區,或者說不至於像日本那麼頻繁,那裡的人沒有像日本人那樣具有抗震走難的經驗,但是能有如此迅速的反應真是不簡單呢!

而全國的人民的層面,大家更是有錢出錢有力出力,甚至一聽見血庫缺血大家就排隊去捐血,知道有很多孤兒就爭著去領養。我的一位在北京的朋友就目睹過如此震撼的場景,他說當時他也打算去北京的繁華商業區西單去捐血,因為他知道那裡有捐血車,但是當他到達西單,他看見那裡拍著長長的隊伍,以為是捐血的隊伍但一問之下才曉得原來是登記捐血的隊伍,原來當天登記的人也得等兩天才會被通知去捐血,因為人實在太多了。

其實人在遇到災難的時候必然是會互相幫助的,這是人的自然屬性,人性的光輝,而非專屬於某國人。所以不要把日本人互助的行為過分地渲染了。

當然我也知道有某些報導說(四川)災區有人有一些不文明的行為,但是我對這些報導持有保留態度。一方面我認為這些是個別的例子,不能把個別的例子代表了全部災區中國人的行為;另一方面,據我所知那些做了不文明行為的人也遭到了廣大民眾的唾棄。所以我認為,那種用這些報導來證明中國人就是不如日本人的言論是要不得的,我們不能帶著有色眼鏡去隨心擴大某些優點或者某些缺點。

再有,對於某些人在稱讚日本人的時候不忘揶揄中國人,我懷有強烈反感。我認為這就是不公平,這就是媚日!

其實只要我們仔細看看這次日本政府的救災,我們可以看到他們的政府真的是挺不濟的。當然,他們地小資源匱乏也許是個原因,但是它好歹是個發達的國家,我就不明白為什麼他們調配資源的能力那麼差,也不明白為什麼一個服務年期到了的核電站還可以繼續運營,當震後明知道這個東西有危險,而卻還想保著,不關閉它。關於這點,我想日本政府真應該檢討檢討,這明明就是不負責任的行為嘛!

日本人受災後不失儀態固然讓人欣賞,也值得中國人學習,但我覺得也不能因為他們國民的某一點好表現而擴大到整體,也就是認為他們什麼都好,甚至對他們國家應負的責任視而不見。在此我不是要把這兩件事情混為一談,而是想指出我們應該避免受到光環效應蒙蔽,特別是那些對日本有特殊好感的人。我認為我們應該保持應有的民族尊嚴,而非盲目崇洋媚外。我們應該有自信,我們不是什麼都比人差一等,其實我們做的好的地方別人也在欣賞我們。

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徐錦堯神父對上述文章閱後的反思

1.我基本上同意孫婧的看法。

2.日本人的有禮有序……,固然是因為他們演習慣了,這其實也是一種生存的需要:在災難中要求生,就必須這樣做!

3.日本人能等,能排隊,因為他們知道遲早都會輪到他們,因為他們知道日本是一個富裕的社會,政府也有能力保護所有人。他們根本毋須爭先恐後。中華民族的確是期待別人的認同,所以首先自己必須自信,自己要認同自己,要對自己的明天抱有希望。

4. 但在生命受到真實威脅時,他們也會變得不那麼「文明」。三月二十日星島日報就有這則報道:「日本媒體報道,日本災區福島縣大熊町的一間醫院,上周一收到核輻射危機通知後,醫院所有員工全體逃亡,留下三百三十名病患自生自滅。」攸關生死,日本人未必比別的民族好。相反地,沙士期間,雖然台灣也有醫護集體逃亡,但香港的醫護人員卻大多嚴守崗位。這一刻,我為香港的中國人而自豪!

5.一九七零年代,我經歷過香港的匱乏年代。我曾經從新界的小清水灣坐小巴回九龍,因為是假期,海灘人多,小巴不夠。所以小巴來了,不少人由車窗爬入小巴;太恐怖了。不過,這是源於太過匱乏,很難叫人「文明」起來。我完全不贊成這種不文明,而且即使在匱乏中,排隊仍然是更好的辦法。但我可以理解這個現象、可以體諒這群人,那不過是人類骨子裡那種叫「適者生存」的本能在作怪!

6.日本的文明,離不開物質的豐富、國家實力的深厚。他們有高科技,所以七十多年前二戰時已能在軍事上橫掃亞洲,連美國也在珍珠港給他們打個措手不及。他們也有錢,所以能夠用錢去購買馬來西亞森林中的樹木(這是我在馬來西亞親見的,那裡的有識之士十分憤慨),日本自己卻保留自己的樹木。所以日本風景無論多好,都是用犧牲別國資源的手段而達致的(歐美各國也有這種例子)。所以日本的風景從不吸引我,我也從不去日本欣賞這些美景。(其它日本人在別的國家所作損人利己的事,一上網就可找到)。

7.日本的建國,充滿了中國人的血和淚。我在2010年十月公教報的《教研之聲》中,曾有一篇文章叫「秋風秋雨愁煞人」,裡面有一段:「也許他們日本人忘了,他們正是用中國人的錢來建設他們的文明的。他們從1874琉球事件中掠奪了中國五十萬兩白銀;1895甲午戰爭中掠奪了中國二億兩白銀;1901八國聯軍侵華戰爭中掠奪了中國三千萬兩白銀。加上他們對中國大大小小的侵略,屈指算來,日本該欠中國的,折合今天的幣值至少有十四萬億元人民幣。」如果中國一百三十七年前已經用日本的錢來建設中國,而日本又因此而「民窮財盡」的話,今日文明有禮的應是中國人而非日本人。

8.附上另一篇有關日本人的文章:「由侵華日軍看國民教育」。只想給大家說明,即使今次日本人的這些行為是真的「文明」,也別把它理想化、美化、絕對化。更不要因此而揶揄中國。(這檔案有些令人不安,請注意)

9.側聞一位香港修女,曾用這次日本人的「文明」來痛罵中國的「不文明」,我聽後很覺痛心。希望她能看到上面孫婧姊妹的觀察。也希望她和類似她的人能看到下面明報三月21日的新聞標題及內容:「日官員:核災六分人禍」;「日本盲求繁榮瘋建核廠」;「宮城災區爆搶掠,鄰縣警增援,警接250舉報」;「日災民患心理症恐超川震」。信報三月21日:「日本出口食品首次驗出輻射」,所以說日本是個負責任的國家,會嚴控有問題食物出口,未必是事實。明報三月22日:「日災區有人爭搶食物、性侵、強姦」。原來人人都是罪人,中國人固是如此,日本人也不例外。

10.天主教講的是天國,應包括「扎根信仰、熱愛家庭、投身社會、胸懷祖國、放眼世界、注目永恆」。重要的是全部發展、全面發展,不要只是修身,或最多只是到齊家、治國而止。兩千年來,基督的福音並未能讓大多數的天主教國家做到「放眼世界、注目永恆」,天主教也未能在整個世界範圍內起到「移風易俗」的功能,以致基督徒國家多數都擁有大部分世界的資源,而全世界卻因資源匱乏而每天就平均有25,000人因飢餓而失去寶貴性命,其中20%的飢餓人口,即5000人,竟然是五歲以下的兒童。(資料來源:宣明會)

11.如不注意全世界各國各地各民各族各宗教的平均發展或平衡發展,某一個國家愈富有(因而愈文明)、別的國家就會愈貧困。這種「局部文明」其實是文明世界之耻,也將愧對福音和在福音精神下建起來的天國!

12.當然,我希望將來中國富強後,也不要欺負他國,好像別的強國曾欺負過中國一樣!中國的天主教會在這方面一定要好好的督促我們的國家。
13.我不是「憤青」或「憤老」,我是基於一個天主教神父的良知,和對梵二與福音的瞭解而作出上述反省的。我在最近所有的培訓中,都會強烈的加上「世界」,「天國」,「福音」的因素。以上如有欠客觀,請賜正!

A cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE OR SAUTEED NDP: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

Politics explaned

While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.
'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go..

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven..'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the MP.
'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.



What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning.....

Today you voted.

老婆的辭職信

Dear 老公:
經過如分娩般的陣痛期,在淚濕衣襟的孤獨深夜,我不再盼望了!決定向你辭去老婆的職務!

任職七年多以來,我一直努力學習成為一個好妻子,克盡職守,對你噓寒問暖,小心翼翼的揣測你的需要,滿足你各方面需求...
在感情上提供你慰藉、在肉體上提供你歡愉,讓你有被愛被寵的感覺。甚至有的時候就像你媽,讓你在我的胸口哭泣!

不能監控你的行動、只能在家苦苦等待~~接送、陪伴小孩、為你煮飯、洗衣、暖被窩、都只是基本工作...
經手的財務僅夠家用,卻要負起所有家裡的花費!!
一個稱職的老婆要溫柔體貼,還要心胸寬闊、要隨時待命、洗澡上床!

聽你提到別的女人的仰慕讚賞、不可以吃醋!剛任職的時候,真的不知如何拿捏,曾經犯了幾次錯誤,竟敢與你鬧情緒,吵著要上吊!
好幾次你想把我開除,後來在我保證不再犯的前提下,你勉強再給我一個觀察期!!

但是,這些日子以來...
我反覆思索,感謝你曾經給我的機會,但我確實不再適任這個職務。因此想向你申請調回情人部門,看到你對那部門的同仁有說有笑、有情有義;還經常的請她們小聚小酌、小歡小愛、心裡真的很羨慕她們!

她們的上班時間很彈性,不用鋪床洗內褲、隨時都很媚惑、又能讓你專接專送、還有鑽石項鍊、不用帶孩子、不用面對你冷漠一面、跟酒後的暴力性愛!

我已經很久不曾看到你陽光般的笑容,聽到你幽默溫柔的情話了!雖然我佔著老婆的缺;但是,除了責任很重,沒人疼又沒任何特殊待遇;連件性感小丁都沒有...

沒有甜言蜜語、沒有你的多一點關心、沒有過節禮物、花、沒有...所以我決定辭去老婆的職務!!
至於你是否願意讓我調到情人部門,一切尊重你的裁決!!

一個盡心盡力、已經把小孩送上網拍的老婆敬上

死不悔改的老公回覆

Dear 老婆:
關於您轉調部門的提議,經過董事懇親會開會討論,以下決議事項要向您說明:

因您當初面試時的職務是老婆,標準與要求一開始就跟情人不同!
雖然試用期間您的表現不好,差點被開除,但念在您苦苦哀求,並說明您可以改進與勝任的堅持下,才予以留任的!!老婆是份正職的工作,與兼差的情人部門不同!當然責任與工作相對也就會比較多,但是薪資及福利保證優於情人部門!

老婆有按摩、親親、抱抱、睡睡、陪同參加家庭聚會與煮宵夜的紅利跟福利,還有很好的升遷管道!!可以升為糟糠、黃臉婆、岳母、婆婆、外婆、祖母、等...

這些絕對都是情人部門所沒有的!!最後,因為目前情人部門沒有空缺,而老婆又是很重要的職務!
因此在未尋獲新人或職務代理人,並完成交接之前;先將您轉調到備胎部門,這個部門的人員不需要每天面對頭家!!應該可以暫時減輕您的責任跟壓力,您可以經常回娘家小住、以節省伙食費!!等老婆職務有人可以交接時,再將您轉調到地下情人的部門!

當然,若屆時情人部門有缺,也可轉調到情人部門當〝幹部〞!!或是您要離職也可以,當然自動離職是沒有遣散費的!!
感謝您七年多來的努力~~

無恥老公董事會成員代表不要臉敬上

PS:小孩,係本公司之優良產品,拍賣所得歸公司所有喲!

核輻射算啥, 很嚴重嗎?

瘦肉精豬肉炒農藥韭菜,
再來一份人造雞蛋鹵注膠牛肉,
加一碗石蠟翻新陳米飯,
泡壺香精茶葉。

下班:

買條避孕藥魚,
尿素豆芽,
膨大西紅柿,
石膏豆腐,
回到豆腐渣工程房,
開瓶甲醇勾兌酒,
吃個增白劑加硫磺饅頭。


飯后:

抽根高汞煙,
去地攤買本盜版小說,
來個紙皮做餡的飽消夜,
回去上一會盜版操作系統網,
晚上鑽進黑心棉被窩。

another Polish joke

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

Chinese numerology

This year we are going to experience four unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11, and that's not all;

Take the last two digits of the year you were born and the age you will be this year and the result will add up to 111 for everyone!!!! This is the year of MONEY.

Also, this year, October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays & 5 Saturdays. This happens only once every 823 years. These particular years are known as Moneybag years.

The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends, money will appear in the next four days, as is explained in theChinese feng shui.

Those who don't continue the chain, won't receive. It's a mystery, but it's worth a try. Good luck to you

What's love?

一日,獨立自信的港女越過沙漠和曠野,來到上帝面前,問:「主啊!甚麼是
『愛』?」

作嬉皮士打扮的上帝,輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說:「愛,就是LOVE。」

港女又問:「LOVE 是甚麼?」

上帝說:「LOVE 就是L-O-V-E。L 是指Laughter(歡笑),與愛人一起,如果不
快樂的話,又怎算是愛?O 是指Obligation(義務),愛並不只有歡笑,還要為對
方付出,做自己應該做的本份,這就是義務。V是指Voice(意見),二人相處需要有
自己的意見,同時亦要大聲表達出來讓對方知道。最後E 則是Equality (平等),
在愛之內,沒有高下尊卑之分,愛人如己,將對方視作等同自己一樣重要。你明白
嗎?」

聽過上帝為了遷就自己程度而說的張X慈式廉價商管拆字速記法後,港女微微點
頭,似乎有所得著。

然而,正當上帝以為完成工作而鬆一口氣時,卻聽到港女說:「主啊!你的道理實
在玄妙,我需要時間參詳,但我怕自己會不記得你的說話,所以可否賜予我一些信
物?讓我永遠也不會忘記你的教誨!」

上帝看見她就覺得心煩,也就隨手在附近四塊石頭上,刻上L-O-V-E 四字。

港女見了十分歡喜,想要搬走石頭回家,卻發覺四塊石頭加起來太重,自己一個最
多只能搬動兩塊。

港女開始後悔沒有把男人叫來這裡。

港女想:我住的城市講求男女平等,"E"字那一塊應該可以不用搬回去。

接著,她又望著剩下的三塊石頭想:對伴侶的義務實在太沉重,沒有必要的話就不
要提。

於是,港女抱起剩下的兩塊石頭,再次越過曠野和沙漠,回到自己的居處。終於,
港女回到大城市,但此時她已筋疲力盡,回到家立即仆床呼呼大睡。

睡醒後,港女發現自己竟將大部份的東西都忘掉,但幸好,她見到床邊仍放著自己
千辛萬苦捧回來的兩塊大石,也就心滿意足地笑起來。

也因此,港女眼中的「LOVE」就變成只有「LV」了。

Culture differences

日本東京
在人流不息的銀座廣場,一日本男子不小心刮開了一日本單身女人的超短裙。
日本男人還沒有開口,那日本單身女人一個90度的大鞠躬︰不好意思,給您添麻煩了!都怪裙子的質量不好......說完,取出一個別針別好,又匆匆走掉。

美國紐約
在人來人往的時代廣場,一美國男子不小心刮開了一美國單身女人的超短裙。
美國男人還沒開口,那美國單身女人立刻從身上摸出一張名片來︰這是我律師的電話,
他會找你詳細談關于你性騷擾我的事情,你可以做好準備,我們法庭上見.....
說完記下美國男子的姓名電話,揚頭走掉。

法國巴黎
在聞名于世的凱旋門廣場上,一法國男子不小心刮開了一法國單身女人的超短裙。
法國男人還沒開口,那法國單身女人咯咯一笑,然後細手搭肩的說道︰如果你不介意的話,送我一枝玫瑰來向我道歉......說完。法國男人從花店買了一枝玫瑰,還請她去酒吧喝上一杯,然後兩人一起去一家小旅館再研究一下超短裙以內的事情了......

香港銅鑼灣
在人山人海的時代廣場,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。
中年男人還沒有開口,那女生就開口:我x@@呀!你當我流架?你咪x走呀!

我依家拖馬來收你皮

倫敦

泰晤士河邊的教堂廣場上,一英國男子不小心刮開了一英國單身女人的超短裙。
英國男人還沒開口,那英國單身女人忙用手里的報紙遮住裙子開了的部分,
紅著臉說︰先生,可以先送我回家嗎?我家就在前面不遠......說完。
英國男人把自己的上衣脫下來,披在她上。
叫了一輛Taix,安全的把她送到家,又換了一件裙子。

中國重慶
在人頭簇動的解放碑前,一重慶男子不小心刮開了一重慶單身女人的超短裙。
重慶男人還沒開口,那重慶單身女人揚手一記響亮的耳光,還抓住重慶男人的脖領子不放︰你這個寶器!敢吃老**豆腐,跟我去見110去......

台灣西門町
在台灣的西門町裡,一台客不小心刮開了一女學生的超短學生裙。
台客還沒開口,那個女學生咯咯一笑,對著你說:價錢還沒談攏就要先看貨了啊!

韓國斧山
在斧山的街上,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。中年男人還沒有開口,那女生二話不說便踢出一個turning kick,然後冷冷地說:你不知道我可是跆拳道黑帶2段的嗎?

泰國曼谷
在曼谷的街上,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。中年男人忙亂地道歉,那女生優雅地雙手合十於面前,緩慢地作一姿勢優美的敬禮,以嬌人欲滴的聲音說:先生…唔緊要........其實我係男人