暫時減輕壓力

香港的語文文化在世界上是獨特一格的，通常都是中西合璧，在一句說話中常常夾雜著一些英文，甚至只帶單一個英文字。在香港生活的人見怪不怪，習以為常。不知在國內或居住在世界各地的華人覺得怎樣。

近日朋友寄來一位仁兄的大作，看似打油詩，也像數白欖。讀起來相當押諳，因為每句尾都有一個英文字加上 " ing " ，意思非常貼切兼傳神。是一篇不可多得的現代潮流之通俗文字。在繁忙工作中，抽空細心欣賞，可以幫你輕鬆一下，暫時減輕壓力，不失為一清涼劑。相信此種文字在中國文化歷史中或許有機會留一小小位置。


人生何處不 laughing
閉上眼好好 thinking , 人生就像一幅 painting，
點點滴滴如何 coloring，還看你今怎樣 planning？

有人怨天尤人經常 crying，有人餐搵餐食掛住 shopping，
有人遊戲人間鍾情 playing，有人空談理想齋 talking；
也有人永不停步不斷 struggling，像薛家燕雖然百病纏身令她 suffering，
但為了子女將來的美好 living，依然不理手術後傷口仍在 paining，
繼續拍劇繼續 working，令聞者 worrying，聽者 touching，
都說母愛永遠最是 shinning。

時光列車在身旁高速 passing，頭上白髮告訴你青春不會 waiting，
你不期然開始 wondering，為何幸運之神總是未有 coming，
前路數之不盡的蕉皮令你slipping，成功的燈塔卻遠在天邊未能climbing，
莫非永遠龍游淺水，就像那條座頭鯨? swimming？

當初百多元買入匯豐當作 saving，誰知股票一再 falling，
怎不教人 shocking？
既然捉不到高位沽貨的 timing，又經歷身家大縮水的 losing，
開始看透富貴只如天際 clouding，這分鐘享受 winning，下一秒卻只有 nothing。
何不找一個陽光普照的 morning，走到郊外試試 hiking，
聽小鳥無愁地 singing，看地上蟻群悠閒地 walking，
還有風聲蟬鳴蛙叫讓你 listening；再放眼 looking，
天上飛鳥自在地 flying，是不是很好 feeling？

誰說人生 boring？
看大自然的 amazing，感受活的 pleasing! 來吧！ do something！
不要沉迷於 drinking或sleeping，總有人令你 missing，總有目標讓你朝running，
哪怕 dying，哪怕 raining，信自己是最 charming，
替自己在生命冊上預留一個 booking，寫下無悔今生的 happy ending！
最後讓我們 ask for God's blessing!

港姐投訴信，勁考你中英文能力

Tony: there is nothing wrong with your English, Cantonese, and Chinese. It reminds me of the joke, the Chinese lady asked the foreigner, "If I am not speaking English, what kind of language I'm speaking."

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今屆參選港姐有人投訴被無線評判不禮貌對待，寫信去傳媒投訴不公平，如果你英文及廣東話都掂，請翻譯，投訴信原文如下：

我是 Lucy, I went to Miss Hong Kong first interview. Wah d judges very not polite and not nice law. Today I see a megazine saying this year's Girls so ugly. I saw many good and pretty girls there but they didn't choose ja ma. Don't choose mei suen law but the judge in first interview – most very not polite to many young girls and to to me law. I only 18 the judges ask me to "why join Miss HK go and why not study la u only F7 ja wor how can fright with other wor.", Also say my English bad… hurt die me.

Ho La, other girl tell me la, she study in University ok ga dou but little fat or short then the judge (woman) said "why you look fat or so short!" wah ho hurt ga ma.

One girl is a 博士 student ar very high level and very nice ga dou cant get in second interview la. We think she will be in ga but she said no law. You can search her pic and my pic to see la. She gum high level duo ng dak, gum me ng duk duo rite gei but i think the whole choosing is not fair law, choose model mei? young yao inch', high study level yao inch, short yao inch… They onky choose rich girl law so bad.

We don't go and let them inch ga law if they need tall or high level people then why not put in the application form lei.

Waste time! dou ng fair gei!

u can email me if u want.

Lucy

睇完個頭有少少痛！

廣東俗語考 (2)

蛋家打仔。唔慌走上潬.
打個旋(音鑽)。
濞貨
泌(音秘)米水
沒(音味)水。
濕納納
濕蟄蟄(音謝)
泥湴(音辦)
椏叉路
焮(音慶)炙
烙(讀陸)傷
淬(音謝)水
火灺(音屎).

原來廣府話是幾百年前中國古語變音讀出來的。