帶翅膀的不一定 是天使,可能是"鳥人"。
人不要臉,天下無敵。
我們卻把它們變成了色情和暴力。
Most jokes/satires/health hints/poems are circulated to me from my friends, so most are not original. 0% for ego, 10% accurate, 90% dumb nationalism & 100% fun. Enjoy this Happy Blog without being offended. I almost died of laughing while watching Lady Missing the Flight (2-09) and Indian Student (3-09). Amazing Picture (2-09) is truly amazing.
Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers & Grandfathers were?
Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special
effort spend time with his family on the weekends.
Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for
a drive in the car for some bonding time.. Just he and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
like Being up at all.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their grand daughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh yes, Papa', the girl replied, and do you know what? We didn't see a
Single dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?