J & R

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "

*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

**Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

人生何處 不 laughing

人生何處 不 laughing – Innovative Poem 閉上眼好好 thinking， 人生就像一幅 painting， 點點滴滴如何 coloring， 還看你今怎樣 planning？ 有人怨天尤人經常 crying， 有人餐搵餐食掛住 shopping， 有人遊戲人間鍾情 playing， 有人空談理想齋 talking； 也有人永不停步不斷 struggling， 像薛家燕雖然百病纏身令她 suffering， 但為了子女將來的美好 living， 依然不理手術後傷口仍在 paining， 繼續拍劇繼續 working， 令聞者 worrying， 聽者 touching， 都說母愛永遠最是 shinning。 當時光列車不斷在身旁高速 passing， 頭上白髮告訴你青春不會 waiting， 你不期然開始 wondering， 為何幸運之神總是未有 coming， 前路彷彿有著數之不盡的蕉皮令你 slipping， 成功的燈塔卻遠在天邊未能 climbing， 莫非永遠龍游淺水，就像那條座頭鯨? swimming？ 想當初百多元買入匯豐當作 saving， 誰知股票竟一再 falling， 怎不教人 shocking？ 既然捉不到高位沽貨的 timing， 又經歷身家大縮水的 losing， 開始看透富貴只如天際 clouding， 這分鐘享受 winning， 下一秒卻只有 nothing。 何不找一個陽光普照的 morning， 走到郊外試試 hiking， 聽小鳥無愁地 singing， 看地上蟻群悠閒地 walking， 還有風聲蟬鳴蛙叫讓你 listening； 再放眼 looking， 天上飛鳥自在地 flying， 是不是很好 feeling？ 誰說人生 boring？ 看大自然的 amazing， 感受活著的 pleasing! 來吧！ do something！ 不要沉迷於 drinking或sleeping， 總有人令你 missing， 總有目標讓你朝著 running， 哪怕 dying， 哪怕 raining， 信自己是最 charming， 替自己在生命冊上預留一個 booking， 寫下無悔今生的 happy ending！ 最後讓我們 ask for God's blessing!

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Hi May

* Still have problems with disk storage. You may find some posts miss some pictures. Some solution but so far not workable all the time.

* Hope to maintain at least 30 posts per month.

* Include 'Summary in English'. The health hints in Chinese are universal and quite helpful for us the old folks.

Thanks for contribution.

David Letterman on NASCAR

Now, THIS is funny.

David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.