Thursday, February 3, 2011
中國吃的文化
奧巴馬對胡總書記說：
他終於明白了中國文化其實就是吃的文化。
崗位叫飯碗,
謀生叫糊口；
受僱叫混飯，
混得好叫吃得開，
受人歡迎 叫吃香；
受到照顧叫吃小灶，
花積蓄叫吃老本；
佔女人便宜叫吃豆腐；
女人多了吃不消，
受人傷害叫吃虧，
男女嫉妒叫吃醋；
猶豫不決叫 吃不准，
辦事不力叫吃乾飯,
不負起責任叫吃不了兜著走。
胡總書記聽後很生氣，說：
要你總結中美關係你卻總結中國文化，是不是吃多了？
他終於明白了中國文化其實就是吃的文化。
崗位叫飯碗,
謀生叫糊口；
受僱叫混飯，
混得好叫吃得開，
受人歡迎 叫吃香；
受到照顧叫吃小灶，
花積蓄叫吃老本；
佔女人便宜叫吃豆腐；
女人多了吃不消，
受人傷害叫吃虧，
男女嫉妒叫吃醋；
猶豫不決叫 吃不准，
辦事不力叫吃乾飯,
不負起責任叫吃不了兜著走。
胡總書記聽後很生氣，說：
要你總結中美關係你卻總結中國文化，是不是吃多了？
China, the human rights lover
* Contrary to popular belief, it is a fact.
30 years ago, many Chinese died of starvation, did not have a roof over their heads…
Not any more now.
Are these the basic human rights?
* Why you’re lied to.
The media want to create controversy to sell their stuffs.
The politician wants to establish a common enemy, so you ignore more important problems that they cannot fix.
The offense companies have more reason to expand.
They all assume you are stupid and cannot analyze.
* Why US is human right violator.
How many we killed and how many Chinese killed abroad last year?
How many innocent people we have to kill in Iraq before we stop?
How many national guards are sent to the killing field against their will?
Should we destroy another country accusing them to have ‘mass destruction weapons’?
How many dictators we support who are human rights violators?
Why it is OK for us to own nuclear weapons that can destroy the entire world with a push of a button?
How many citizens die of obesity as we encourage “good” food?
How many poor remain to be poor for generations due to our generous welfare system?
How many our children are killed every year due to our lack of gun control law?
Gun control is not even an issue for both political parties.
How many teenage mothers we encourage starting from the top politicians?
How many Indians stay in their reservation forever and got drunk by not providing them with jobs?
How we use up the world’s oil and blame China who uses less than ¼ of ours per capita?
In addition, a good portion of China’s oil is used to manufacture our stuffs that we do not really need.
How we blame China for military expenditure while ours is 10 times theirs?
How we encourage our citizens to spend on credit and buy houses we cannot afford until the entire financial system collapses?
When special interest groups donate millions to politicians, how can they make unbiased decisions for us?
Protesting child labor abuse (or prisoner labor abuse) is just ridiculous if that job means the only meal for the child for the entire day.
The list is endless.
China has its own problems and we have our own. Let each work on her problems and we’ll have a better world.
Your yardstick is good for your country but not mine, and China’s yardstick is comparing China 30 years ago. It is laughable to use the yardstick of a developed country (US) to measure a developing country (China), and vice versa. Depending on which yardstick you’re using, China could be a human right lover and US a violator – that could sound funny!
30 years ago, many Chinese died of starvation, did not have a roof over their heads…
Not any more now.
Are these the basic human rights?
* Why you’re lied to.
The media want to create controversy to sell their stuffs.
The politician wants to establish a common enemy, so you ignore more important problems that they cannot fix.
The offense companies have more reason to expand.
They all assume you are stupid and cannot analyze.
* Why US is human right violator.
How many we killed and how many Chinese killed abroad last year?
How many innocent people we have to kill in Iraq before we stop?
How many national guards are sent to the killing field against their will?
Should we destroy another country accusing them to have ‘mass destruction weapons’?
How many dictators we support who are human rights violators?
Why it is OK for us to own nuclear weapons that can destroy the entire world with a push of a button?
How many citizens die of obesity as we encourage “good” food?
How many poor remain to be poor for generations due to our generous welfare system?
How many our children are killed every year due to our lack of gun control law?
Gun control is not even an issue for both political parties.
How many teenage mothers we encourage starting from the top politicians?
How many Indians stay in their reservation forever and got drunk by not providing them with jobs?
How we use up the world’s oil and blame China who uses less than ¼ of ours per capita?
In addition, a good portion of China’s oil is used to manufacture our stuffs that we do not really need.
How we blame China for military expenditure while ours is 10 times theirs?
How we encourage our citizens to spend on credit and buy houses we cannot afford until the entire financial system collapses?
When special interest groups donate millions to politicians, how can they make unbiased decisions for us?
Protesting child labor abuse (or prisoner labor abuse) is just ridiculous if that job means the only meal for the child for the entire day.
The list is endless.
China has its own problems and we have our own. Let each work on her problems and we’ll have a better world.
Your yardstick is good for your country but not mine, and China’s yardstick is comparing China 30 years ago. It is laughable to use the yardstick of a developed country (US) to measure a developing country (China), and vice versa. Depending on which yardstick you’re using, China could be a human right lover and US a violator – that could sound funny!
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
What happened?
It has been 6 months I've not posted. I have received few inquiries but not a lot.
My account was suspended and now restarted. Most likely some one did not like my posting stock recommendation in a separate blog under same account. All the blogs have been recovered except that one.
It will take a long while to post the jokes distributed to me. Many have been deleted.
My account was suspended and now restarted. Most likely some one did not like my posting stock recommendation in a separate blog under same account. All the blogs have been recovered except that one.
It will take a long while to post the jokes distributed to me. Many have been deleted.
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