JESUS AND THE NEW DEMOCRAT

(I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)

A Conservative, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Conservative looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Conservative requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Liberal, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Liberal asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a New Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Molson's Canadian?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the New Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Conservative, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Conservative felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Liberal, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Liberal felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the New Democrat, just smiling.

The New Democrat jumped up and yelled,


"Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."