Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Butt measurement

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the

Man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big,

I mean reeeally big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'


With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the

Grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured

His wife's bottom.


'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'


The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.

He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him

Off 'What's wrong?' he asks. ..............................

She answers:

'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage'

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