Merlot

> >
> > A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of
> > Merlot to an unusually
> > attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little
> > restaurant...
> >
> >
> >
> > So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
> > 'This is from the
> > gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the
> > sender with a nod of his
> > head.
> >
> >
> >
> > She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
> > looking at the man,
> > then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter,
> > who was lingering
> > nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed
> > it to the gentleman
> >
> >
> >
> > The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you
> > need to have a Mercedes
> > in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and
> > '7' inches in your pants'.
> >
> >
> >
> > After reading the note, the man decided to compose
> > one of his own in
> > return.
> >
> >
> >
> > He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
> > instructed him to deliver
> > it to the lady.
> >
> >
> >
> > It read: Just to let you know things aren't
> > always what they appear to
> > be: I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and
> > a Porsche Turbo in
> > my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and
> > Miami , and a
> > 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over
> > twenty million dollars in
> > my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as
> > beautiful as you,
> > would I cut off three inches....
> >
> > Just send the
> > wine back.....
> >
> >

> >
> > Tiger
> >
> >
> >
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