Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Tony adds:
When you press once, the music starts and twice to turn it off.
When it becomes larger due to extra stimulation, the music will be louder automatically.
For extra cost, the tits can dance with the music.
All the new implementation will be tested by our QA technician whom we do not have to pay them.
The best selling point is it will bounce like the real ones when you jump.
Time to order one for your spouse or friend and our technician will come gladly to measure them free of charge.
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