Thursday, November 5, 2009

Sex, single girl, and seniors

A beautiful and single social worker went to a senior housing to preach the importance of SEX.

She asked how many had sex this week. Half of the guys raised their hands and a quarter of the ladies smiling (question: why it did not add up). Then, how many in a month. Fewer hands. Then and then, how many in last 3 months. Fewer and fewer hands.

Finally, she asked how many only had sex once in a year. No one. Then a short old guy at the back raised his hand and jumped up and down excitedly.

The lady asked, "Why are you so excited?"

The little guy said, "Today is the day and I'm looking for a partner."

The lady, a Christian and a former girl scout, finally had to do the good deed of the day.

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