Number One Idiot of 2008.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants..
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the
They are no longer employed at Boeing.
So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank.. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either,
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him..
At this point, the robber took his driver's licence out of his
They arrested the robber two hours later..
The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!'
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him..
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'