瘦肉精豬肉炒農藥韭菜,
再來一份人造雞蛋鹵注膠牛肉,
加一碗石蠟翻新陳米飯,
泡壺香精茶葉。
下班:
買條避孕藥魚,
尿素豆芽,
膨大西紅柿,
石膏豆腐,
回到豆腐渣工程房,
開瓶甲醇勾兌酒,
吃個增白劑加硫磺饅頭。
飯后:
抽根高汞煙,
去地攤買本盜版小說,
來個紙皮做餡的飽消夜,
回去上一會盜版操作系統網,
晚上鑽進黑心棉被窩。
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Most jokes/satires/health hints/poems are circulated to me from my friends, so most are not original. 0% for ego, 10% accurate, 90% dumb nationalism & 100% fun. Enjoy this Happy Blog without being offended. I almost died of laughing while watching Lady Missing the Flight (2-09) and Indian Student (3-09). Amazing Picture (2-09) is truly amazing.
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