Newborn baby

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center are sitting on a bench under a tree.

One turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep! No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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Tony: it is our turn to be made fun at.