Friday, April 24, 2009

Not your usual blonde-joke story

> An extremely attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland
> arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated
> and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
> when I'm completely nude'.
> With that, she stripped from the neck down,
> rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
> 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
> squealed...' YES! YES! I WON, I WON! '
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

> Finally, one of them asked,
> 'What did she roll?' the other answered,
> 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.
> Not all Irish are drunks,
> not all blondes are dumb,
> but all men...are
> men.

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