Apartment for Rent

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend

The night with her for $500. They did their thing,

And, before he left, he told her that he did

Not have any cash with him, but he would have his

Secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling

The payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had

done, realizing that the whole event had not been

worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check

For $250 and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your

Apartment.. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,

Because when I rented the place, I was under the

Impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;

#2 - there was plenty of heat; and

#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,

#2 - there wasn't any heat, and

#3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately

Returned the check for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a

Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you

Know how to turn it on.

#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of

Regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture

To fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced

To contact your present landlady