TOP TEN REASONS WHY THERE WON'T BE AN ASIAN PRESIDENT ANYTIME SOON
10. White House not big enough for in-laws
9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
8. Oval Office has bad feng shui
7. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway
6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners
4. No chance for promotion
3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct
2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles
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Tony adds:
1. No buffet in the white house.
2. Can't use real dog for BBQing hot dog.
3. Can't play Mag Jong after 10 and/or use real money.
4. Can't hit children for their own good.
5. Family value too high.
6. No Hollywood connection.
7. Can't replace the missiles with Kung Fu magic.
Irene says:
ReplyDeleteHey, the list goes on......
- No HUT TOO allowed at White House (no spitting allowed)
- No swimming allowed at White House (no playing Mah Chong)
- No endless yelling allowed at White House (no Chinese wife nagging 24/7)
- No morning news reading allowed at White House (no Chinese newspapers supplied)
- No children crying allowed at White House (no beating up children allowed)
- No cooked meat allowed at all meals at White House (no dog meat allowed)
- No smiles allowed at White House (no LO FU TZE or CHOY SUK comic books)
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For Chinese apologist.
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