A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband No.1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband No.2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband No.3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband No.4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband No.5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband No.6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband No.7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband No.8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband No.9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband No.10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it. --- God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED!