ObamaCare

TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor¹s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park.²"
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is " GUS" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M¹s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU¹VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.