“That stupid MBA made a pass at an MIT while married to an ABC. He’s just an IBM anyway.”
Now to translate: MBA: Married But Available, MIT: Made in Taiwan (born in Taiwan), ABC: American Born Chinese, IBM: International Big Mouth (originally used on Lee Tenghui, Lee Kwan Yew & Mahathir bin Mohamad).
Some others are BEER: Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret, BMW: Big Mouth Wife, FBI: Female Body Inspection, NATO: No Action Talk Only, PUB: Pay Until Broke, YAHOO: You Always Have Other Options, Ph.D: Permanent Head Damage, ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sex.
Cheung: NSFW (not suitable for work) and TMI (too much info).
berlinf: PHD also refers to: Please hire, desperate.
John W.: PHD - press here dummy for one-button camera.
Steve:
KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid
BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
BUFF: Big Ugly Fat Fellow
SUV: Stupid Useless Vehicle
MBA: Mediocre But Arrogant
NIKE: Needs International Kids Employed
DHL: Driver Halfway Lost
UPS: United Package Smashers
MARINE: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential
TSA: Thousands Stand Around
NFL: No Fun League
VIP: Very Impatient Pest
FEMA: Federal Employees Missing Again
GOP: Greedy Old People
IRAQ: I Run And Quit
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
LASER: Looking At Source Erases Retina
NYU: Now You’re Unemployed
SDSU: Still Drunk, Still Undeclared
UCR: University of Chinese Refugees
UCSB: University of Casual Sex and Beer
USC: University of Spoiled Children
AWA: America’s Worst Airline
KLM: Keeps Losing Money
QUANTAS: Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
QUANTAS: Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
TWA: Third World Airlines
DELTA: Diverts Everyone’s Luggage To Atlanta
JAGUAR: Just At Garage Undergoing Another Repair
FIAT: Fix It Again Tomorrow
TIP: To Insure Promptness
FART: Fecal Air, Rectally Transmitted
HKer:
AIG: Another Ingurgitating Group
ICBM: In Coming Bloody Mess.
DELTA: Departed Early Last To Arrive
ECHO: Eyes Closed Hold On.
NASA: No Astraunauts Should Attempt
DEFCON: Disseminate Extensive Fearsome Confusions on Nation
ELECTION: Elaborate Long Embezzlment Carnival To Impoverish Our Nation
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