** The new student (our 100th joke & very funny)

> > > > *The new Indian student*
> > >
> > > It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian
> > > student named Chandrasekhar Patel entered the fourth grade.
> > >
> > > The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
> > > American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death"
> > >
> > > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who
> > > had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
> > >
> > > "Very good! Who said "Government of the People, by
> > > the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth"?
> > >
> > > Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham
> > > Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrasekhar.
> > >
> > > The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
> > > ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about
> > > its history than you do."
> > >
> > > She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Indians"
> > >
> > > "Who said that?" she demanded.
> > >
> > > Chandrasekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
> > >
> > > At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
> > > puke."
> > >
> > > The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who
> > > said that?"
> > >
> > > Again, Chandrasekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese
> > > Prime Minister, 1991."
> > >
> > > Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
> > > this."
> > >
> > > Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
> > > shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
> > >
> > > Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little
> > > Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
> > >
> > > Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
> > > "Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."
> > >
> > > The teacher fainted.
> > >
> > > And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
> > > someone said, "Oh Shit, we're screwed!"
> > >
> > > And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "Illinois Governor Rod
> > > Blagojevich, December 9, 2008."
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