A firefighter was working on the engine outside the
> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little
> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a
> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
> The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was
> being pulled by her dog and her cat.
>
> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter
> said with admiration.
>
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.
>
> The firefighter looked a little closer.
> The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her
> dog's collar and to the cat's testicles...
> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I
> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you
> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
> you could go faster.'
>
> The little girl replied thoughtfully,
> 'You're probably
> right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' |
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