An Israeli doctor says:'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says:'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it inanother, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says:'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
A Chinese doctor says:‘Hey we can replace a damaged body part of a male prostitute in one hour, and he can work that night.’
An American doctor from Texas , not to be outdone, says:'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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Circulated by Cecil. The 'Chinese doctor' part is added for more appeal, sorry.
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