Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Jewish sex

> No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
> orgasm. Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
> decide to consult their Rabbi.
> The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes
> the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two
> of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That
> will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'
> They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
> man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help
> and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.
> 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man
> make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
> Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire, the
> same strapping young man.*
> *The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the
> towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has
> an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
> The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,*
> *'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!'*

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