Monday, June 22, 2009

08年獲獎小小說:《好懸》(僅40餘字)

老王提前下班回家,
發現老婆和單位書記偷情,
嚇得老王趕緊跑回單位。
歎道:好懸,差點被領導發現早退!
《好懸》姐妹篇《原諒》:
老王知妻與領導不軌,
怒找領導妻,
領導妻氣極:咱們上床報復他倆。
事畢領導妻:我還氣,再報復一次!
一連三次,老王跪倒趴下告饒:求求你了,我已經原諒他們了

《好懸》姐妹篇《和解》:
老王回家和妻攤牌,妻說:
偷腥之後方知還是原裝的好!
老王激動地抱住妻說:同感!

Tony adds:
- Moral of the story: punctuality is a virtue - too early and too late both are not good.
- Mr Wong got a bad deal as his boss's wife is older (however, all cats are black when you turn off the light), unless he got a promotion/bonus.
- All four were rewarded with extra excitement for 'thinking out of the box.'

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