For the non-religeous only

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: he called everyone brother; he liked gospel; and he did not get a fair trial.

But then, there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: he went into his father's business; he lived at home until he was 33 and his mother was sure that he was God.

But then, there are 3 equally good arguments that he was Californian; he never cut his hair; he walked around barefoot and he started a new religion.

But the most compelling of all are the 3 arguments that Jesus was a woman:
he fed a crowd at a moment's notice; he kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was work to do.

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Tony: I can think of many similar jokes but all are not politically correct like he is a communist...