Thursday, June 18, 2009

China's one-dog policy

My MISinterpretation - just for laugh.

* Each Chinese citizen can eat one dog per month.

* The reason of this policy is the dog gives births to many puppies and it obviously violates China's one child policy. So, we need to eat enough dogs to enforce this policy for our best friend.

* Next time, westerner comes to China to order a hot dog, most likely s/he gets the REAL thing!

* We also help the western cities like Paris to clean up dog poos by having specialized Chinese restaurants in their cities.

* Canned dog food are imported to China for the first time. The Beijingers finally think they can enjoy the tasty dog meat any time. Until they find out the food is not dog meat but food for dogs.

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