Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers & Grandfathers were?
Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special
effort spend time with his family on the weekends.
he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for
a drive in the car for some bonding time.. Just he and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
like Being up at all.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their grand daughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh yes, Papa', the girl replied, and do you know what? We didn't see a
Single dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?