Monday, July 27, 2009

Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice,
'No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied.
'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

He said,
'I only have a
spinster sister, who is a nun.

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.

The patient replied, 'Please send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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