Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Inside and outside

An Ontario surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

A Quebec surgeon responds: 'Oui, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon from B.C. says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

An Alberta surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the Newfoundland surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable".

1 comment:

  1. Actually the best patient is the programmer. If the operation does not work, just turn the heart off and reboot.