Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Jewish Jeopardy Questions

Q: What is a Jewish ménage-a-trois
A: Two headaches and an erection.

Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?
A: He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have
married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked

Q: What business is a yenta in?
A: Yours.

Q: How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper?
A: They put them in the car.

Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
A: Plaintiff.

Q! What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her
nails long?
A: Nothing at all.

Q: Define "genius"
A: An average student with a Jewish mother.

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat.

Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast?
A: The tip of the iceberg.

Q: What mechanical device causes the most arousal in a Jewish woman?
A: A Mercedes Benz 560SL convertible.

Jewish proverb: "A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she'll
never forget what she forgave.."

One of life's mysteries - how a 2 lb. box of chocolates can make
a Jewish woman gain 5 lbs.

The trouble with some Jewish women is that they get all excited
about nothing and then they marry him.

A Bar mitzvah is defined as the day when a Jewish boy comes to
realize that he is more likely to own a professional sports
team than he is to play for one.

A pill was developed to increase the sexual desire of Jewish
women. There is only one side effect. A headache.

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