Q: What is a Jewish ménage-a-trois
A: Two headaches and an erection.
Q: Why did have a perfect marriage?
A: He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have
married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked
Q: What business is a yenta in?
Q: How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper?
A: They put them in the car.
Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
Q! What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her
A: Nothing at all.
Q: Define "genius"…
A: An average student with a Jewish mother.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat.
Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast?
A: The tip of the iceberg.
Q: What mechanical device causes the most arousal in a Jewish woman?
A: A Mercedes Benz 560SL convertible.
Jewish proverb: "A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she'll
never forget what she forgave.."
One of life's mysteries - how a 2 lb. box of chocolates can make
a Jewish woman gain 5 lbs.
The trouble with some Jewish women is that they get all excited
about nothing and then they marry him.
A Bar mitzvah is defined as the day when a Jewish boy comes to
realize that he is more likely to own a professional sports
team than he is to play for one.
A pill was developed to increase the sexual desire of Jewish
women. There is only one side effect. A headache.