Cruise diary

> DEAR DIARY: DAY ONE
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> All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
> Really excited.
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> DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
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> Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
> Met the Captain today -
> seems a very nice man.
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> DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE
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> At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
> Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had
> a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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> DEAR DIARY .
> DAY Four Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.
> Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.
> Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
> He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
> Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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> DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
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> Pool again today, got sunburnt, went inside to drink at
> piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me
> several large drinks. Really is charming.
> Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.
> He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he would
> sink the ship. I was shocked.
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> DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
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> Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice
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